#pls know that this is a joke
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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it
#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls#i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ#because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature#not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and#2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian#calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ#but#and this is far more important than any of that#i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha#i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet#and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired
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“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”
1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.
2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.
#ramblings#percy jackson#pjo#OMG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW SHE WAS THERE THE LONGEST#ITS STILL P WILD TO HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD IN CHARGE OF ALL HER SIBLINGS CALM DOWN PLS#I READ THE BOOKS I DID MY TIME LET ME JOKE ABOUT THIS
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fine! i drew it! now i can rest and also die of shame
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#the book of bill#billford#this is a joke guys!!#you can kindly ignore this one thanks#i also cannot draw them at all#stan pines#ford pines#bill cipher#meme redraw#i dont know where the original meme came from tbh#if you do know tell me pls! :)#comic#shitpost#NRart
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shaniacs try defending this one
#watcher#shane madej#ghost files#kblabbers#tpcent#for everyone reblogging this from the watcher blog: I AM A SHANIAC AND A BOOGARA!! I am a watcher girlie thru and thru and the caption is#only a fun joke pls dont tell me shit in the tags! i love both boys <3 and i know shane isnt defendable lol#1ktxt
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9-1-1 | Bobby Nash + dad energy
#911#911edit#911 abc#bobby nash#silly dad jokes silly dad outfits silly dad annoyance#nobody does it like him#also#when he makes silly jokes and he looks at athena pls he knows what he's doing#my gifs
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THEY CANCELLED DEAD BOY DETECTIVES :(((
Guess they belong to me the fandom now
#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#WHAT A WAY TO FIND OUT#thanks for letting me know anon#damn that sucks#pls don't hate me for trying to joke about it gasdjkaskfja this is how i cope#does this mean now i HAVE to write that fanfiction about the gang going to Japan to retrieve Niko's body I've been actively avoiding?#ask ask ask
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Dead boy detectives in a nutshell:
Simon: let’s fuck
Edwin: no
Cat king: let’s fuck
Edwin: no
Monty: let’s fuck <333
Edwin: ehhh
*meanwhile*
Charles: YAY!! BEST MATES!! :D
Edwin: let’s fuck
#CHAT THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW HE’S A MINOR OK#actually it wasn’t a hard no with the cat king#it was more of an ‘I find u hot but I’m a minor so pls leave me alone’ kinda thing#save dbda#dbda#dbd netflix#incorrect dead boy detectives quotes#incorrect quotes#edwin dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#charles dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles x edwin#edwin payne#edwin x charles#payneland#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko sasaki#monty the crow#cat king
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this is NOT how you insult your nemesis.
Smelly probably? How "probably" mister? You two have already spoken face to face...you already know how he smells (ok yes, he doesn't have a nose but neither does Angel Dust and I don't see anyone point out that he doesn't have a sense of smell. Yeah i know he's literally a screen but why write that? Why are you curious about what your archenemy smells like? huh? huuh?? )
Furry? Dumb hair? Lame stick? Gross hoof feet?
TRIANGLE ASS??? Why are you pointing out the shape of your enemy's butt? Why are you looking at his butt?
Look at the state of that drawing??? How long have you kept that portrait?
And why is the drawing so accurate and cool?
The only mockery seems to be the bad smell and you don't even know about that! (and the dildo but I'm sure that was Valentino, and it's debatable whether it's really an insult)
Also, maybe I'm wrong but since Alastor doesn't want to appear on camera I can assume that getting a photo of him is difficult. So can I also assume that this drawing is at least 7 years old? and it was created just because a certain loser missed him and was hurt from being rejected?
They're looking at him so suspiciously...
#stop me pls I'm delusional#but the potencial!!#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#staticradio#radiostatic#edit: i'm just joking guys i know I'm delusional don't stop me
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The Little Princes of Erebor (I also wrote a fic with this!)
#fíli#kíli#hobbit fic#the hobbit#lotr#Bofur#bombur#OC Fon#i dont know how to say ur's mom without it looking like a ur mom joke pls sdkgjnsdjg#theyre lil rascals but also i like the exploration of Big Brother Fili#tolkien#middle earth#erebor#dwalin isnt here but he's in the fic#my art#heartselect#fili durin#fili and kili#kili#fili#kili durin
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kabru/mithrun is so funny because imagine being milsiril and hearing that your beautiful baby boy is not only coming home after risking his life in a dungeon against your wishes but bringing his boyfriend to meet you
then they walk in and it’s your most hated ex-coworker who you backed out of mercy killing because he was too pathetic
#pls i know milsiril/mithrun is more complicated than that it’s just a joke#dungeon meshi spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi spoilers#kabru of utaya#mithrun#kabrumisu#milsiril
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I think burning down transphobic people's houses should be legal
#THIS IS A JOKE PLS DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY#I ALSO KNOW WHY THIS IS BAD I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THE EXPLANATION AGAIN /NM /LH /INFO
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more incorrect one piece
#i know im a bit late and this joke has been made 7485942939 times#but pls take my humble contribution#opla#one piece#dracule mihawk#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#mishanks#incorrectonepiece
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Babies 🥹
Max and Charles knowing each other since they were literal tater tots (5 according to Max) is blowing up on twitter again, so friendly reminder that these two both had a spiderman phase growing up as well ❤️💙
#did u think they were joking when they said they knew each other basically their whole lives#ngl kudos to max for surviving gremlin toddler charles cuz we all know that boi bites#look at his lil face going 😼#maybe thats why max remembers the helmet#its the trauma 🤣#lestappen#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#cl16#max verstappen#1633#ferrari#mv33#also#i know Charles did it before but#BRING BACK SPIDEY HELMETS AGAIN PLS I LOVE IT SM
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Sorry I just can't get over how Darkest Dungeon 1 introduced a paladin and rogue archetype, then made the paladin a thieving little bastard and the rogue a good man seeking for atonement. Your honour, I love them.
#this is a joke but also not#I haven't played DD2 yet so no spoilers pls#I know they get a bit more backstory there#It's coming soon to console so I can finally play it!#darkest dungeon#dnd#png mumbles
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if roy and jamie do not kiss on the mouth in s4 than what is even the point
#ted lasso#royjamie#this is a joke but also not#like i need it to happen#i know phil hasnt signed on yet but baby pls come back#also would not been offended if they go with the polycule but like#idk if they'll have the balls that sense8 did
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Mark Sheppard does not carry around a 13 year old photo of him kissing Jim Beaver for y’all to forget about his little gay character
#this is a joke pls and thank you#but also LOOK AT THESE#one of these pics is from 2012 and one is from last year#DO YOU KNOW HOW MANG PHONE CHANGES THAT PROBABLY WAS#and yet he makes sure the picture stays with him fhjsa#mark sheppard
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