#pls know that this is a joke | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

flagellant · 2 years ago

Text

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

56K notes · View notes

jupiterlandings · 1 year ago

Text

“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”

1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.

2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.

#ramblings #percy jackson #pjo #OMG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW SHE WAS THERE THE LONGEST #ITS STILL P WILD TO HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD IN CHARGE OF ALL HER SIBLINGS CALM DOWN PLS #I READ THE BOOKS I DID MY TIME LET ME JOKE ABOUT THIS

13K notes · View notes

justarandomart · 6 months ago

Text

fine! i drew it! now i can rest and also die of shame

#gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #the book of bill #billford #this is a joke guys!!#you can kindly ignore this one thanks #i also cannot draw them at all #stan pines #ford pines #bill cipher #meme redraw #i dont know where the original meme came from tbh #if you do know tell me pls! :)#comic #shitpost #NRart

3K notes · View notes

paiigemahoney · 3 months ago

Text

9-1-1 | Bobby Nash + dad energy

#911 #911edit #911 abc #bobby nash #silly dad jokes silly dad outfits silly dad annoyance #nobody does it like him #also #when he makes silly jokes and he looks at athena pls he knows what he's doing #my gifs

1K notes · View notes

technically-human · 6 months ago

Note

THEY CANCELLED DEAD BOY DETECTIVES :(((

Guess they belong to me the fandom now

#dead boy detectives #dbda #payneland #WHAT A WAY TO FIND OUT #thanks for letting me know anon #damn that sucks #pls don't hate me for trying to joke about it gasdjkaskfja this is how i cope #does this mean now i HAVE to write that fanfiction about the gang going to Japan to retrieve Niko's body I've been actively avoiding?#ask ask ask

1K notes · View notes

minyooon3012 · 3 months ago

Text

Dead boy detectives in a nutshell:

Simon: let’s fuck

Edwin: no

Cat king: let’s fuck

Edwin: no

Monty: let’s fuck <333

Edwin: ehhh

*meanwhile*

Charles: YAY!! BEST MATES!! :D

Edwin: let’s fuck

504 notes · View notes

rosyhue-nightss · 1 year ago

Text

this is NOT how you insult your nemesis.

Smelly probably? How "probably" mister? You two have already spoken face to face...you already know how he smells (ok yes, he doesn't have a nose but neither does Angel Dust and I don't see anyone point out that he doesn't have a sense of smell. Yeah i know he's literally a screen but why write that? Why are you curious about what your archenemy smells like? huh? huuh?? )

Furry? Dumb hair? Lame stick? Gross hoof feet?

TRIANGLE ASS??? Why are you pointing out the shape of your enemy's butt? Why are you looking at his butt?

Look at the state of that drawing??? How long have you kept that portrait?

And why is the drawing so accurate and cool?

The only mockery seems to be the bad smell and you don't even know about that! (and the dildo but I'm sure that was Valentino, and it's debatable whether it's really an insult)

Also, maybe I'm wrong but since Alastor doesn't want to appear on camera I can assume that getting a photo of him is difficult. So can I also assume that this drawing is at least 7 years old? and it was created just because a certain loser missed him and was hurt from being rejected?

They're looking at him so suspiciously...

#stop me pls I'm delusional #but the potencial!!#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #staticradio #radiostatic #edit: i'm just joking guys i know I'm delusional don't stop me

2K notes · View notes

heart-select · 7 months ago

Text

The Little Princes of Erebor (I also wrote a fic with this!)

646 notes · View notes

perdamian · 10 months ago

Text

kabru/mithrun is so funny because imagine being milsiril and hearing that your beautiful baby boy is not only coming home after risking his life in a dungeon against your wishes but bringing his boyfriend to meet you

then they walk in and it’s your most hated ex-coworker who you backed out of mercy killing because he was too pathetic

#pls i know milsiril/mithrun is more complicated than that it’s just a joke #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi spoilers #kabru of utaya #mithrun #kabrumisu #milsiril

856 notes · View notes

wikipedia-the-non-official · 4 months ago

Text

I think burning down transphobic people's houses should be legal

#THIS IS A JOKE PLS DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY #I ALSO KNOW WHY THIS IS BAD I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THE EXPLANATION AGAIN /NM /LH /INFO

469 notes · View notes

bananaguyboi · 2 months ago

Text

I love how the fandom collectively agrees that Cho sam is either a wholesome bean that must be protected at all cost, or a normal dude with no(?) personality whatsoever outside of being normal. ( Maybe he's more of a troublemaker idk, but atleast he's less worse than chung myung heh-)

And whether you think he's confident or not, You just know he'll be scared shitless of what ever the fuck is going on in Mount Hua Sect.

Anyhow, no matter what cho sam's interpretation in your mind, I need more fics, and art of him- PLEASSE��🙏🙏

#Also i love the fact that the fans headcanon cho sam as the guy who used to dream of chung myung PBBS life #It kinda explains why Cho sam was sleeping at the beginning of ROTMHS chapter 1 #It's obvious that biga-nim haven't thought much about cho sam's stories- because bruh- why would they?#The only time we ever get a mention of cho sam is a joke of “Chung Myung used to be a beggar tehee” at chapter 400-500+ i forgorwhat chapte #But i know it was never brought up again after that #The fans however? Oh yeah THEY COOKIN IT ALRIGHT #I fr love your headcanons like pls tell me more sister👀👀👁️👁️#I NEED IT IN MYMIND #I NEED ITINMY SOUL #LIKE YALL MADE HIM SUCH A CUTIE PIE IN THE FANFICS I NEED MORE OF IT PLEASSSSSEEE #There are too little fanfics about cho sam AND IM GOING TO SCREAM #PLS I BEG OF YOU I NEED MORW OF HIM #IDEAS? PLS I RAGHAGF #return of the blossoming blade #return of the mount hua sect #rotmhs #rotbb #chung myung #cheong myeong

186 notes · View notes

nanaslutt · 1 month ago

Note

we should like dm each other and be more than strangers idk

i-i-i-idk i’m kinda shy…

#for the people who don’t know we’re irl friends #so don’t attack pookie pls #this is a joke

174 notes · View notes

inchidentalmeowmeow · 10 months ago

Text

Babies 🥹

Max and Charles knowing each other since they were literal tater tots (5 according to Max) is blowing up on twitter again, so friendly reminder that these two both had a spiderman phase growing up as well ❤️💙

#did u think they were joking when they said they knew each other basically their whole lives #ngl kudos to max for surviving gremlin toddler charles cuz we all know that boi bites #look at his lil face going 😼#maybe thats why max remembers the helmet #its the trauma 🤣#lestappen #f1 #formula 1 #charles leclerc #cl16 #max verstappen #1633 #ferrari #mv33 #also #i know Charles did it before but #BRING BACK SPIDEY HELMETS AGAIN PLS I LOVE IT SM

658 notes · View notes

plainandgeneric · 9 months ago

Text

Sorry I just can't get over how Darkest Dungeon 1 introduced a paladin and rogue archetype, then made the paladin a thieving little bastard and the rogue a good man seeking for atonement. Your honour, I love them.

#this is a joke but also not #I haven't played DD2 yet so no spoilers pls #I know they get a bit more backstory there #It's coming soon to console so I can finally play it!#darkest dungeon #dnd #png mumbles

472 notes · View notes

beausprouts · 8 months ago

Text

I felt extremely enabled by the reception of my last goofy self insert doodles so............ here's some more. 🏃💨

#fnaf au #fnaf oc #springtrap #william afton #henry emily #can i really call beau an oc thats LITERALLY just me.#also feat “patchtrap” original oc pls dew not steal (this is a a joke i swear you know like the old sonic recolor days)#beauart #who framed william afton au

349 notes · View notes

winn-wynn · 3 months ago

Text

Percy and Oliver being the only griffyndor boys is super funny because I know they split they’re room directly in half. Like I feel like they respect each other to not touch each others stuff.

Vs

But also the idea that there is one (or a few others) griffyndor boy(s) who is forced to see the madness that is Percy “academics is super important” Weasley vs “Oliver quidditch is my life” Wood living together.

I think they would go crazy. They’d beg for a room change everyday

159 notes · View notes